i don't even know how many times i came during that. lucky i have a measuring cup handy.

They didn't have the gay-man-throwing scene from "The Horror of Party Beach", or even the use-the-gangleader-as-a-battering-ram scene. I demand a recount!

("The Horror of Party Beach" is the best of all MST3Ks, incidentally. This is a matter of scientific fact.)

For those who haven't seen it, the real kicker of the Space Mutiny clip is not just that the woman was killed off earlier in the movie. It's that the scene she was killed off in immediately preceded that one.

On of my neighbors in the old neighborhood was a veteran of the Great Chicken War.

Way to make MST3k seem like a bunch of potheads giggling stupidly at retarded things at 2 AM.

I had forgotten about the Batwoman faux Chinese thing. That floored me the first time I heard it.

The reindeer from Santa Claus is easily one of the best things ever on MST.

Any clip featuring Robert Z'dar's freakishly huge chin gets an automatic five stars. NO EXCEPTIONS.

The movie that delivers more HUH?s per second