"Childhood classic, with frontal nudity."

Jazzy and nifty, but I never had cake in the morning. What gives, Mickey?

COCK-A-DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Hm. Milk that's had naked boys in it. I won't say it's not marketable, but I'm not seeing a very high profit margin here.

That was weird and unpleasant.

feat. music by r. crumb

no but seriously, this was one of my favorite kids books

I was wondering when this was gonna make it to the main page. Its very frightening. I find myself saying, "in the niiiiiiiight kitchen" every now and then.

no more smokin the "special batch" while watchin Laurel and Hardy

I'm never eating at the Night Kitchen again! That's unsanitary!

"pouring milk from his cup into the batter below"

What in the holy hell, Mickey.