Okay, I get the idea behind making a doll that you need to change the diapers for or something, but seriously, putting that much work into a moving penis....
QUE EL FUCK?

DO NOT WANT

DAD, GET OUT!

hey would you look at that little baby penis peeing on that guy

Uncut and uninterrupted.

Uh....all righty, then.

Sadly, this is as close to a real dick this little girl will be getting when her real dad refuses to let her date until she's 25, when he sees this commercial.

This is real?

Did Baby Wee Wee's pee-pee get erect while dad was tickling him?

Why yes, I believe it did.

I'm afraid to ask, but how do pyramids enter into this? Is this doll proof of alien technology?

Oh my god

ULTRA PEEPI!

For truly depraved fun, try putting that goo from the Oozinator in this doll's "pee" reservoir.

There girls will be terribly disappointed when they realize the proper way to get their men to erect is not scratching their tummy. Well, unless that's your thing.

Wow. I am impressed.

But... penises don't move when they pee...

Are they saying "baby pyramid pee-pee?" I can't understand this.