William Burroughs tried to prepare us for this.

That's kinda cool, actually.

"I don't know what to make the menu look like. Just throw some American shit in there. Who cares?"

Way to make no fucking sense, China!

I'm glad the copyright warning is still in there

Pretty much as long as it's English (usually) and something similar in genre, they'll go with it. I always enjoyed the rank confusion of wondering if you'd just spent 50 cents getting the right movie. Good times!

clearly there is no genre system for cataloging pirate DVDs

I'd watch that movie.

When your country has astronauts, it's time to put an end to this shit.

If don't know if they're trying to insult us with our own culture or assault us with it.

Geez, what do you want for 25 cents?

I bought a chinese pirated copy of Solaris that has the Enterprise, george clooney, an astronaut, and a rocket taking off on the cover

The tagline to the title says "For will you go fox a second chance?"

And the critic review quote they used was "I'd rather have been watching the original film" - Christopher Null

On the back there's a banner that says "THE SCORPION KING 100%TOP MOVIE INFO FORFANS"

I just think its neat.

In your FACE, America!

This is the best part about pirated Chinese DVDs. It's like a little surreal pre-show before the actual movie.

The Simpsons Movie is about Bart befriending a talking CGI rat, while Lisa tries to determine how much of a bitch Kyle's mom is.

With Iron Man as The Joker.