This was broadcast on national television.

Life has become one overlong "Family Guy" gag.

hoff just got a boner

This is a talent worthy of our attention.

That's more burlesque than stripping.

Lab Journal
9/28/2008 Entry #19

In concordence with the standing theory, "Night Rider" and all "Night Rider" related phenomenon causes severe anxiety and acute physical pain in african americans.

Hey, I wonder why more burlesque dancers don't wear boiler sui- THE END!

John 11:35! First weasel rationing, THEN the German he-she, now this?! I feel like I'm turning into something off an 80s Whitehouse record.

Oh yeah, for those of you who've not Googled her yet, it would appear that her registered trademarks are "The ass that goes POW" and "The most naked woman".

I like how into it Brandy gets.

Holy shit....this is blowing my mind because last season I joked with a co-worker that someone should do this.....

Oh my god...and it's real.....

According to her website this woman sells "Fanny Facials".

Possibly the most awkward moment in television history. Both black people shown covering their eyes are convinced they are going to hell for witnessing that.

Also, dear lord that girl is hot.

Does NBC Always whore its other productions on America's Got Talent or are these publicity stunts limited to the Knight Rider film? (such as when they closed down a major street in Toronto so they could fake the KITT car being stolen) ?

I like how this was stripping and also there was Knight Rider, and therefore it is Knight Rider stripping.

I love all the reaction shots of people covering their eyes to keep the sin out.

5 stars for pandering to the only important judge.