What the hell. Was this just a phase in toys I missed growing up? Is it one going on right now? And more, who the shit writes this ad copy? It's insane.
Are you telling me they didn't have "Stuffed animals that poorly simulate some aspect of said animal's behavior" toys when you were a kid? How fucking old ARE you?
I meant the wet thing. When I was growing up we didn't have any stuffed animals that spit on you. And if there was a baby who peed, it didn't have a wang hangin' down. Probably?