This is one of my dreams. McCain will be elected and spend billions of dollars setting up offshore drilling, only for cold fusion to be perfected the day after the drilling starts and oil will be a dime a barrel.
Barring that, I'll just content myself with Obama being elected and telling Billy Buttsex to bite me.
I thought POE was above this dumb edgy shit. Way to fight the power, guys. Excuse me if I don't "get" your world view, Sulky Teenagers At The Pep Rally; but I'll try to make the effort next time you're chanting "Free Mumia!" and wearing your Battle of Los Angeles concert tee-shirt.