Somehow even more annoying than you think it will be

He's like a gay Derek "Stormy" Waters. Incredibly irritating.

The repetitiveness made me laugh a little.

This is why you never get laid, Link.

I like how he says it while grappling snakes and falling to his death

Extra points for being even more irritating than the YTMND of him saying it.

And yet the princess never beats the shit out of him.

Epically annoying. How can she not choke him to death?

I could swear sometimes they're reusing the same audio clip. Also, what a dick.

Five stars for being the single most annoying thing ever placed on poetv.

There's a good reason why Link is almost completely silent in the games.

I can watch this all day

you are not excused, link.

Jesus. 29 times. Those snakes are really long, also.

This was what I watched in 1990. THIS.

His voice is like a human slide whistle.

This is the worst catchphrase ever.

I like to think he just says that all the time for no reason, when the princess isn't even there.

Link farts a lot. What an asshole.

I like to think he's talking into a mirror for some of those scenes.

He says that an average of 2.23 times an episode. 2.23 times an episode!

We must send this to the ventrilo harassment guy ASAP.

I don't remember Zelda being a frigid bitch or Link being a total shithead in the games. And I played a lot of them.

I had to sit through several whole episodes of this without complaining once. I have been permanently scarred.

Hideously annoying.

Hideously wonderful.

Luckily, my wife's name is Kristen, which replaces "Princess" quite nicely. So I use this a lot...

I met a guy who said this in casual conversation. I called him on it. We both lost, really.

GEE, SURE IS BORING AROUND HERE

poetv-sters were really shitty raters back in '06