Caminante Nocturno - 2008-09-10
The "Tempting Fate" joke alone is worth five stars.
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StanleyPain - 2008-09-10
It's funny and I know that these aren't really "Serious" reviews, but damn did he drop the ball on about 1,000 other opportunities to slag this game.
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Ursa_minor - 2008-09-10
This game really was unbelievably awful.
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Billie_J_Buttfuck - 2008-09-10
Baldur's Gait.
The ad before everything was worth -1.
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glasseye - 2008-09-10
Another home run.
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Keefu - 2008-09-10
There's getting to be more ads than Yahtzee now.
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IrishWhiskey - 2008-09-10
First one of his I've five starred in a while. Even though the punchline was lame, and should have ended instead with "Baldur's Gait".
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CornOnTheCabre - 2008-09-10
ive never had more contempt for a game Ive only played the demo of.
besides maybe The Matrix Online
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FABIO2 - 2008-09-11 HellGate London
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thebaronsdoctor - 2008-09-10
Probably one of his best reviews in a while.
Also: Dammit, the ads at the end were actually longer than his review!
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RomancingTrain - 2008-09-10
Super Mario 64 was 12 years ago, how are game makers still fucking up cameras?
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Hooper_X - 2008-09-11
A solid 5, although I'm amazed that of the 10:27 runtime, less than 5:00 is actual content. Are you fucking kidding me?
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Xenocide - 2008-09-17
A great review, thanks to the game being a horrible mess. Seriously, 12 years in development and not once did someone think "HEY GUYS, MAYBE PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO SIT THROUGH THE SAME CUTSCENE EVERY TIME THEY DIE."
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