lols bad song

goddamned viral marketing

you can't see me right now but I am pointing and shrieking like Donald Sutherland at the end of the Invasion of the Body Snatchers remake

This sums up the entire miserable experience of playing the game.

So one extra bonus star for that, I guess.

Fiving only because I want people to see how horrible this ad is.

Because it is the worst.

Sounds like it's written by the same people who do those free credit report commercials.

I actually thought this was kind of funny.

Of course, I thought "Battlefield Earth" was a hilarious movie and don't understand all the hate it gets.

Make of that what you will.

It's kind of like Richard Cheese, if Richard Cheese made incredibly irritating earworms to be broadcasted over and over until they scar your mind forever.

why does his gun bend when he shoots down the helicopter?

This is the entertaining kind of bad.

hopper abortion with a faint heartbeat

Few singers have an "Eek the Cat" speech impediment I must say.

The whole dollar bill motif is pretty cool, but Christ, the song.