Or you could do exactly what these actors playing the parents are doing and make absolutely sure that your kid is 100% prepared for school. Plus, the kids'll learn nice and early that most people are to be ignored, much like me... you stinking, worthless fatty.

Okay obviously the stupid one who doesn't know how to listen doesn't believe everything you say, or she woulda gotten her shit straight. You just KNOW it's a girl.

Take it out on your co-workers. Nobody's going to raise an eyebrow if you tell them you wish they were never born.

YES

Were there a series of these? I remember one that featured a close up of a pair of lips spitting: "look what you *did*--you stewpid jerk!" Always cracked me up.

That's supposed to be a kid at the end?? It looked more like the alien from Close Encounters.

I forgot about this.

Thanks for reminding me that my brother and I used to make fun of this every day for ten fucking years.