Soooooo.. I'm supposed to stab myself with two forks and shove them into electrical sockets?

So you connect one side to God, what are you connecting the other side to to complete the circuit?

All pickles prove is that there is a man who puts things in a can in a factory downtown.

Christianity will cook me alive from the inside?

Every piece of food I've seen used to prove God's existence looks like a penis.

Maybe God isn't as mature as you'd like to think he is.

I call dupe.

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=39829

Mom, Grandpa keeps ruining our pickles.

I was thinking about converting, but after seeing what happened to that pickle, I'm thinking better of it.

I prefer this pickle surprise (which proves there is no God): http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=6972

Well it's more of an allegory than some kind of proof... but it's still pretty weak. I'm pretty sure White Jesus would've said hey man don't waste food, you dick.

Also, the ambiguity in the title of this clip is great. It refers to a better time, before pickles became athiests.

Hot, red, glowing phallic symbols, that have been stabbed and slung, is and always will be Satan's domain. This "god" is nothing more than a plagiarist.

it fits in your butt!