I worked for Gamestop when FFX-2 came out. I never played a FF game, so I asked one of the chubby mouthbreathers who bought it how it was. He described it as, "Barbie's Adventure in Spira". Except that he meant it as a compliment.

I think the fight was leaning slightly in the advantage of the Squaresoft girls, and I expect there to be many complaints about this.

Whenever I fight with girls I always know that the way to rescue my falling friend is to throw the teleporting ninja at her. Works everytime.

...Wow.

Is this a trailer, or just Square and Temco making a nifty clip?

Yuna shot that bitch in the face with a gun.

This is completely unrealistic.

I was fearful that this was an actual game. Even though now that this video exists, it's probably only a matter of time.

I've been playing Final Fantasy since the first one on the NES, and stuff like this makes me want to kick my own ass for the fact.

Anything that reminds me that I actually played halfway through FFX-2 gets -1 star.