This guy reminds me so much of one of my best friends in fourth grade, who was already programming on his PC, cracking software security and making cheats. He had irritable bowel syndrome so he wasn't allowed to have recess with all the other kids. In 5th grade he ran for president of the school and I became his campaign manager. He was running against the most popular kid in school. On the day of his speech, I decided to call in sick, which wasn't a very nice thing to do, I was just so nervous that he would fail epically and it would be all my fault. I really wished I could have seen that fucking speech. Amazingly, he lost to the popular kid by a matter of a dozen or so votes, but he never talked to me again after that.

Ulillillia, the world's most recent and most awesome Numerivore.

Curse those page faults!

It's ulillillia versus the SYSTEM

His voice is like a cup of warm tea for my ears.

I want to get him drunk.

Hiding the licensing stuff from us? You scoundrel you.

This guy is in most ways the nerd to end all nerds, but I have to appreciate, in a sea of irritability and ADD, how rediculously mellow he is.

He calls it "Zonealarm Security Suit" not because he doesn't know what a suite is, but he hasn't been in enough conversations to have heard another person say the word aloud.

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DELTA! NOT THE TOTAL YOU FOOL THE DELTA THE DELTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

He doesn't Norton