Mary, with her head chock full of all the answers you needed.
"Split it open now."

"Fortunately your mob ties will get you off, Johnny."

So many good little bits in this one short.

"There are not enough bell towers in the world for Johnny"

I quote this one, a lot. "Aw, let's just cheat."

"I belong in hell..."

"if ya want Ah could turn im inta furniture "

"But did John really intend to be dishonest?"
"Or is he just pure evil?"

Wonderful bit

Best part is easily the weird, troubled, redneck loner guy who is apparently on the student council.

Also "Is that you student counselor?"

Oh, hi Miss Granby - UUH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GET AWAY!!!

I WILL BRING YOU DOWN, JOHNNY!

Always one of my favorite shorts.

The end for Johnny, at least, ya poor dope.

Is this the same kid from the B Natural short?