"Man to man up you ass!"

EWPS SORRY JOHN
This wasn't written to be intentionally humorous. 5 stars for that.

Dick

This is exactly how Cho should be remembered

Sadly the TFL movement was one year too late to save Mr. Seung-hui.

Goodnight, funnyman.

This kid had a bright future... what a shame.

what the fuuuuck i know these people personally

I hated this until I realized what it was

What scares me is how he knows he's a premature ejaculator. Also,

"Today is one fruity day!"

"pet named dick at neverland ranch and you want me to pet it"

Worth finding again, but impossible with shitty tags.

Bad tags, brilliant concept.

R.I.P. Cho, thanks for the comedy. Kenneth Eng isn't a tenth of what you were.

Dick, you sonofabitch.

The last sixty seconds are solid gold. Shakespeare, if he were a murderous semi-literate sociopath.

I think the author may have a small social problem.

YOU FAT PIECE OF PORK John go to your room and lock it

I came to terms with Jeezy at the end.

Also: "Hahahahahaaaaaaaa! FUCK you, DAD!"