Car doors are smarter.

So what?!? if money wasted on universal healthcare gave us more of this kind of thing, it would be worth it.

Also, as if private insurance wouldn't cover similar circumstances (minus the incriminating stupidity video, of course).

I assume there were no cinder blocks around he could have dropped on his head or car doors to slam it in.

So, five stars for improvising.

This is, of course, the best thing about the video. Maybe he was about to get fired from his job, and he wanted to use that coverage they'd been giving him? Then again, I doubt this is the sort of guy who works at a job with benefits. Which is why we need...

Universal health care!

Fifteen seconds of pain, concussion, and hospital misery.

Yeah, this guy kind of fucked up at some point BEFORE he decided to put his head in the way of something hard, fast, and dangerous.

It's like the toddler from the skeeball video all grow'ed up.

I ask myself that exact thing on most of these videos...

I have a feeling that they thought this DID turn out well. I know I do.

I was trying to figure that out, too. It must be a set-up for some stunt they had dreamed up. It can't just be that they decided to film their friend crushing his skull.

But no, no, he clearly places his head in the crushing position and then cues his friend to "go". Amazing.

If he was going in for surgery I'm going to guess he jumped past Concussionland and ended up in Fracturedskullville.

His prediction is obviously wrong. Everything lasts forever with the internet. It's like a tattoo.

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"I'm just a couple minutes away. (They are) taking me over there to get surgery" Assumedly talking about whatever hospital they're about to transport him to for surgery.