Pugs are the best. My dog Dawson (Richard, not Creek) is not a pug and I remind him every day that although he is the world's best and cutest dog, all pugs are a close second.
Sometimes at the dog park, a pug will come up to me. It snuffles and I giggle uncontrollably and scratch its belly. My dog looks on. Also, I'm pretty damn sure that that pee is coming right from the dog.