Yeah, well, that's an auto-five.

i'd love to give this -1 for the stupid music at the beginning and end but unfortunately that would not be fair to the movie.

Why do I not own this? Added to top of my Netflix queue.

No one posted the Miracle Max clip?

Great swaths of this movie still hold up extremely well.

So many classic lines

"I could give you my word as a Spaniard!"

This movie is so fucking perfect.

"PRINCESS OF BRIDE"

30 stars for being a Princess Bride clip, -25 stars for fucking up the title you stupid cunt.

The Spy is a Spaniard, and is only waiting around to kill you, but will promise you he will not kill you until you reach the top, although he hates waiting.

Isn't there any way you'll trust him?

Mmmmmm. Princess Bride.

The thing I love the very most about Inigo Montoya is that in the end he doesn't go all kids' movie and let the guy go or say that revenge solves nothing. He buries his steel in the villian's heart and spits his vengeance at him as he dies.