Maybe you just hate monkies because THEY have fingers. Ever think of that, Blossom? Maybe all this overachieving is a way of making up for your tragic inability to type.
Blossom is the smart-mouthed little know-it-all niece in your family. The one you want to yell at for second-guessing you, but can't because you don't want to discourage her from being assertive.