You know, half of the people he shoots don't have any witnesses around to say his actions weren't justified.

I'd like to think cops today I still trained this way.

No shooting the sexual harassment chick? Also, are you SUPPOSED to shoot the white supremacist execution style or what?

That really sounds like Steve Sutton

I think the convenience store lady was named Kim Chee. Nice...

The ending of this game rules. You get to set a transvestite on fire and just stand there while he screams in agony. And there's a sort of David Lynch sequence in a movie theatre.

I've got your gestalt counselling right here.

Your ethics are deplorable.

I think it would be interesting if you grabbed a cop's tit and she started talking like that.

I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to shoot someone for stealing an apple.

Everyone's talking about the sexually harassed cop, and no one's noting how calm and rational the psychiatrist is when she's got an obviously unbalanced dude putting a gun in her face.

YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON, DETECTIVE!


So wait, who is the narrator and who is he talking to? The narrator is the detective and he's talking to himself? He's talking to you, the player, whom he calls detective even though you're an imaginary entity in his world?

Isn't shooting people a bit obvious way to "die"?

Come on, give me Police Quest 1 and the "you didn't walk around the car before you started driving, so you die" or "you didn't buckle in, you die" -deaths.

Oh no he didn't stay on his knees! You die because he dared to stand.

NO! NOT FELLOW OFFICER JIM BERAZ!!!

GARBAGE DAY!!!!
*Dum-dum! Bada-dum!*

you get to lasso a dog in this game.