fatatty - 2008-05-16
You got da goods!
I love how happy the black cameraman is to see a spoiled white girl get in trouble with the law.
I love how happy I am to see a spoiled white girl get in trouble with the law.
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Xenocide - 2008-05-16 Every time someone is arrested in this country, there needs to be a happy black man there saying "oooh! You goin' to jail!"
I don't care how much it costs to implement this.
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Operation Cornflakes - 2008-05-16
This warms my heart.
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AgentOrange - 2008-05-16
So much great. I love the camera guy, he is just full of wisdom.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2008-05-16
The sounds of someone who has never had to face consequences before.
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Rape Ape - 2008-05-16
Funny, but are rent-a-cops really allowed to do this shit? I was under the impression all they can really do is try to talk yourself into giving up.
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AgentOrange - 2008-05-16 You're not gonna get all Shitcock on us, are you?
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baleen - 2008-05-16
That is an undercover cop, not a security card.
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Severian - 2008-05-16 Undercover security guard.
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steelcat - 2008-05-16
I predict a very drama-filled life ahead of this spoiled kid.
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HURF BLURF DUH - 2008-05-16
He undercover! He undercover security! Ooo-weee!
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Mad Struggle - 2008-05-24 I wish I have five more stars to give you.
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Enjoy - 2008-05-16
Why The Terrorists Hate Us tag would be good.
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Enjoy - 2008-05-16 Actually 'moans of the dying' might work as well hahaha
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zatojones - 2008-05-16
can't do the time don't do the crime
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2008-05-16
Where's the taser? :(
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Xenocide - 2008-05-16
You WANT your mom to see you getting arrested? Okay, then.
Of course, there's the possibility that her mom one of those incredibly permissive types, in which case this should be a learning experience for both of them.
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Dib - 2008-05-16
From the title and trailer, I thought it was going to be a six year old girl and was expecting something much different. I like this direction much better.
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gotterdamm - 2008-05-16
Every embarrassing event should be narrated by a wacky black guy.
I think the store should hire him specifically for this purpose.
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Keefu - 2008-05-16
Gettin the girl, savin the day
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Udderdude - 2008-05-16
Black cameraman : American Hero.
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kingarthur - 2008-05-17 Black Cameraman, Arthur The Weatherman, Mobile Alabama Leprechaun, Bub Rubb, and others should form a black superfriends or something.
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j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-01-04 But who would be their archnemesis group of collaborative anti-Black Power media badguys to fight against?
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baleen - 2008-05-16
I'd love to hear some of the dialog at school after this airs!
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1394 - 2008-05-16
Best cameraman commentary since the "raped. in the butt" video.
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The God of Biscuits - 2008-05-16
+5 for schadenfreude tag
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baumer - 2008-05-16
I am seriously unhappy with myself for not agreeing with everyone and for ruining the 5 stars
The black guy is the face of god among us and I will penitently give him a star.
LOL IM SHITCOK
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j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-06-17 And you didn't even try to justify WHY you think Crackerella Whinesalot doesn't deserve the thick black verbal metaphorical cock in her mouth, did you now? DID YOU.
At least you know why I'm having to hit the brakes and call you out on your measly two stars.
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Frank Rizzo - 2008-05-16
One time I got caught shoplifting a vid-ya game when I was like 14 or 15, a real deal cop came and wrote me a ticket for petite larceny. He informed me that it would be a good idea if I told my parents before the cops called them in a couple weeks to notify them of court preceedings.
I told them, and the cops never called and I havent heard anything about it since then.
pwned.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2008-05-16 Petite Larceny? How exactly were you dressed when this happened?
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Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2008-05-16 Clever cops.
Nowadays your story would probably end with you in ER and posted all over Youtube.
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Frank Rizzo - 2008-05-16 http://www.google.com/search?q=petite+larceny&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe= utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official
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Dib - 2008-05-19 The same happened to me, except I was smart enough to give a fake name and never heard back either.
Also, Petite Larceny sounds like a porn star name.
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j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-06-17 "Petite Larceny" was the hooker with a heart of gold who I last paid money to, back in the 80s, when I was down in Vice City. She was a nice girl, but man, if you pissed her off, she'd cut you like a slice of butter. Kinda reminds me of watching that young Catalina kid growing up. She had a mouth like a sailor at the age of 5. Having that many brothers will do that to you I guess. I wonder how she's doing these days? Ah, but I digress.
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Seris - 2008-05-16
You can almost hear her wanting to shout back at the guy
"SHUT UP YOU -NEGRO-"
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alarmcall - 2008-05-21
"dare go da goods... you goin jail"
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fluffy - 2008-05-24
Civilian journalism.
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tamago - 2008-05-25
Sassy black cameraman is my favourite since the "Dick Cheney in the Bushes" cameraman.
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Chip - 2008-05-25
Pure joy.
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Torture the Artist - 2008-06-24
I think this might seriously be my favorite video on this entire website.
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buttnutt - 2008-06-25
dat nigga strong
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plaid_knight - 2008-07-04
5 stars for schadenfreude, and I am sure this magical little flower has an exciting life ahead of her.
I'd give it another 10 stars for the wacky commentary, but five is apparently the max I can give.
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bac - 2008-08-03
I'm so happy now. It's warming almost. incidentally I'm also happy I know now what the word schadenfreude means.
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RocketBlender - 2008-10-09
:)
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soci-o-path - 2008-10-13
I like to think that the cameraman is also the fireman from the vid where the fat kid gets stuck in the hole.
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Jeff Fries - 2008-11-06
It's like an alternate ending for The Goonies, where only Andy survives, the cave exits into a Target, and no one believes that the jewels are hers.
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zerobackup - 2009-01-02
Her calling her mom while cuffed and just screaming "MOOOOOOM!" into the phone while it was held at waist level is great. It probably scared the shit out of her mother.
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Desidiosus - 2009-01-05
This poor, poor misunderstood child. She shouldn't have to suffer because she felt peer pressure or wanted something she couldn't afford. My heart goes out to her.
BAHAHAHAHAA
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Man Who Fights Like Woman - 2009-01-10
I love this. Thank you for resubmitting it.
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joelkazoo - 2009-06-23
Seeing spoiled white rich babies get their comeuppance always cheers me up.
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