That's armor. This ferret is obviously on his way to a joust.

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As a ferret owner, I can say without speculation that this ferret deserved it. They always do.

ferret armour, good stuff.

Paint it pink and it'd look like a tube-top.

5 stars for the back feet at the end.

Carpet torpedo?

It's a handle so you can pick him up.

That's the first time I've laughed at a video immediately after hitting 'play'.