i think i just threw up a little when they got to the black stuff

How is this possible.

Needs a body horror tag.

Must take a year of not washing for this to happen.

There is nothing in the universe as disgusting as the human body.

just watching that was so relieving

Mmmmm. Ear quiche.

And they laugh at me because I regularly swab out my ears. They laughed, but I bet they aren't laughing now.

How does it just not fall out under it's own gravity? Augh.

I've had an ear plug up so badly I couldn't hear out of it a couple times, and it's not from not washing, either (so shut up). Just happens. Th' doc just used a water-pic-like-thing on it and fixed me right up. I'm glad he didn't use forceps, 'cause it probably would have looked like this.

Getting soap in your ear is part of the problem, according to the nurse. "One more shampoo, and your other ear would have plugged up, too!"

When that big chunk comes loose... my god.

DemoniousX gets his ears cleaned.

Nobody ate this?

In case this video isn't disgusting enough: I have a recurring ear infection that once resulted in needing a procedure like this. When the cold metal tool touched my eardrum, I instantly threw up. Apparently that happens all the time.

That's really gross.

I was once fiddling with a toothpick. As I sat around I absentmindedly scraped it into my ear. To my confusion it ended up hitting something solid. With mounting horror I sorta felt around with the toothpick and felt a whole block in my ear. I finally loosed a black (yes, black), foul-smelling piece of junk about the size of my thumbnail. I could suddenly hear so much better.

I immediately went out, bought a little earwax scoop, and have been using it religiously ever since.

I did not need to hear what any of you had to say about this. Mostly you, Pancakes.

seriously that can't be just wax. That's like some kind of horrible cocoon.

Fuck me, cleaning out my ears right now.