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I was really expecting this to be terrible. 5 stars for surprising me.
Xenocide echos my own thoughts. Using the clean shirt to make them beg for money was a particularly inspired touch.
Yeah, there are so many things about this that shouldn't work, but it all does.
is that yacht rock kenny loggins?
Michael McDonald, go back to blue-eyed soul school.
i think there are more of these somewhere
This is from Acceptable.TV, the failed attempt to do Channel 101 on actual television. There is one more episode.
http://www.break.com/index/homeless-james-bond-part-2.html
Much better than expected!
Self destruct strip of tape, nice
Agreed. Really nice touch with that.
I enjoyed this.
In a deleted scene, HJB sucks dick and cries somewhere.
A weapon with a twist!
Nice.
That gag with the shirt instantly becoming dirty on the next shot is nice and subtle.
Subtle? They pointed it out 30 seconds before it happened.
Yes. First it's a joke during the gadget introduction, then they actually follow up on it, only without any sort of goofy reaction shot or anything like that.
this had me at "my name is Pussy ......"
Same.
The confused look on the evil hobo's face when homeless james bond somehow frees himself makes this for me.
No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die. Come winter. On a street, in front of a family sitting snug in a warm diner.
Morbid stars for you.
Amazing.
I. WILL. BE. POOR!!! I really did think this was going to be three stars, so I didn't watch it based on the name. A FOOL IS WHAT I AM!!
CONSUMED BY MY MAD DREAM!
If only he had a dollar for every time he'd said that.
Starts out looking like another dumb CollegeHumor skit, ends up being good.
I had to restart the video because "weapon with a twist" made me laugh so moronically hard that I missed the rest of the dialogue.
If my plans in life ever begin to fall apart, I want to say something as cool as "No! Consumed by my mad dream!" when it happens.
How did I miss this when it was new?
LOLOL