Such a long buildup, and worth every second.

GROAN

I learned to draw by tracing Bullwinkle and Huckleberry Hound off paused video, straight off the television. Any early 60s television animation is great to teach to children, because of the simple shapes and bright colors.

Hah hah, witch doktor.

I kid you not: the Fractured Fairy Tale about Little Red Riding Hood contains the line "It's the latest thing from Africa - genuine boy!"

I owe my love of horribly bad puns to Rocky and Bullwinkle.

D:

"Well my son, how are you enjoying the ball?"

"I'm having a ball, dad!"

"I know that! How are you enjoying it?"