Sergeant Scruffy and grandpa are going to go see an NC-17 film together, like they did back in the army.

if only Valenti had been as lovable in life

I donno, Jack, Sgt. Scruffy managed to make it through all the cuts. Plus he's goin' to see some porn with grandpa. He seems pretty smart to me.

"Of course, if we ever catch Buffy downloading a movie then it doesn't matter what the rating is, we're still going to sue her whole family into the poorhouse just the same. And then we'll sue the poorhouse for harboring them. What I'm trying to say here is that if you download movies you can expect to find yourself eating Sargent Scruffy just to stay alive while you cry yourself to sleep in a filthy alley populated by diseased crack whores and pedophile winos.

"I hope this explains it! Now back to the cartoon."

Why don't they make cartoons like this anymore?

Man, somehow Freakazoid always manages to be awesome despite that it ripped off madman.