It's really impressive that they took something so intrinsically awesome and made it lame and forced.

"sadness pile in a failure bowl"? THIS IS NOT A KFC CHICKEN BOWL!!!

The guy playing Chigurh was terrible.

Someone should syndicate the worst sketches from everyone's favorite runs of SNL

THOSE ARE FROM MOVIES I'VE SEEN!

I really miss Mr. Bill.

This show is starting to remind me of A Hunger Artist.

That line was in a popular recent movie.

So some of the hundreds of Scary Movie writers are now working for Saturday Night Live.

5 for astonishing failurecrap.

1 star for a piece of shit I couldn't sit through long enough to hear a punchline. He knew what he was getting into when he submitted it.

oh for heaven's sake

One star for each of the years since SNL has been good.

I couldn't decide whether to one-star this because the skit sucks, or to five-star it because the skit sucks. So I'm going for the middle ground.

The consolation is that two really good movies have entered the popular consciousness and will be remembered for decades as a result.

All that effort for nothing much.

BTW: What did that guy use after the coinflip? Some sort of pneumatic animal-slaughtering device? Because no sir, I don't get it.

I didn't read the description first when it was in the hopper, so there felt like an outside chance of some sort of punchline, maybe even a real joke.

It was like opening the box and discovering the new puppy died inside it.

Haven't seen either movie! That guy had a cold!

I have an irrational and abiding love for I Drink Your Milkshake. This feels like a punch in the gut.

Oh goddamn it. Even Mad TV wouldn't air this. Robert Smigel needs to take over SNL in a bloody coup.

Holy fuck.

Ditto on being unable to decide how to rate this. It's like the worst of SNL and the worst of MadTV together at last.

Fuck calling it "like a punch in the guy"... this is the cognitive equivalent of snapping a goddamn mousetrap on your dick.

Rated for shear head splitting stupidity

That SNL wasn't cancelled years ago is a disgrace. I mean it's been pretty unfunny for years now but they often hit moments like that period in the mid-90's when a show often consisted of awkward sketch after awkward sketch airing in near total silence, broken only by fitful, strained laughter and nervous coughs from the studio audience.

If there ever was a time to figuratively bring the axe down on SNL's neck behind the woodshed, it is now.

This should surprise no-one. SNLs formula for the last...god...8 years? or so has been very predictable.
Skits either:
1. Take some recognizable pop culture reference and run it into the ground.
2. Take a celebrity and make them say silly things they would probably not say in real life, and just run with it.
3. Write and perform mediocre if not terrible skits making them "funny" by purposefully encouraging the performers to fuck up their lines or start giggling in the middle, hence the audience is dumb enough to think it's a hoot and doesn't realize how they've been taken in by a skit with no real writing behind it.

Christ. This isn't watching a gag fall flat on its face, it's passing a dead joke on the street on the way to work, then seeing it still there days after and wondering why no one has cleared it off yet.


Funny, I wanted to 5 star this for being a fantastic case study, but every time I went to the 5 star box the cursor moved away as if repelled by a magnet.

When they do the "I drink your milkshake" bit in Epic Movie II, they'll at least make sure somebody kicks Plainview in the balls at the end.

Gets +1 star for a pretty decent DDL impression, though.

4 minutes is too damn long for a stupid play on a movie catchphrase.

Its like someone stepping on your balls and not taking their foot off for 4 minutes