The guy moves like a parakeet. This is especially evident in the first 10 or 20 seconds. Just three stars because if you really needed a gun, why would you carry a Transformers figure?
The one in his head. That, or he's a white person in Jackson, Mississippi who's convinced the Federal Reserve is going to send a UN-backed jack-booted thug to his door at any moment. So, basically, he's a freeper.
It's like someone breaks into your house. You just happen to be holding the Magpul FMG-9 in your hands. The thug laughs and says "whadda you think you're gonna do to me with that book?" After unfolding it, you wait for the thug to crap himself before spraying him with lead.