Well then, get ready for the black ops squads turning into mafia outfits, corporate crime on an unheard of level, and rampant subjugation and pimping of the girl next door. Go team Bush!
My favorite ex-USSR tale is of an electricity utility that cut off power to a military base for failure to pay. The base sent a tank into the building to sit in the waiting room. Power was promptly restored.
Solro jokes lol etc, but Russian logic gets fast results.
I used to work at a factory that refined a good portion of the US"s plutonium and the guards had a lot of neat stuff- chief among them, an honest-to-shit tank.
Eventually one of the drivers backed over a car in the facility parking lot and the tank was basically taken out of service except for serious security emergencies (of which there were none).