It's like God Himself has descended on 4chan to set His flock straight. The question now is: how will the kids respond? Will they wise up and follow his advice? Will they stick to their nature and turn the best ally they can hope for into a giant joke meme? Or will they get distracted by a picture of a cat doing something silly?
Bonus stars because holy crap, the Scientologists were right: Mark IS getting pretty fat.
Components of what he suggests involve stuff that is just anathema to Anonymous' standard operating procedure - it doesn't really work, for example, to insist on your anonymity while trying to convince your congressman. I don't know if they can translate advice like that into action.
The Wise Beard Man page is actually kind of sweet.