The Jolly Green Giant

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Comment count is 13

Caminante Nocturno

- 2008-02-03

A smile that tells you he's happy for all of the wrong reasons.

a flaming monkey

- 2008-02-03

Everything about that was scary

GoneGirl

- 2008-02-03

How did my parents end up normal people by growing up watching this?

snothouse

- 2008-02-03

Apparently, people in the 50's found this commercial found this "too scary for children", and the puppet was never used again.
But how amazing is that final lunge?

Rodents of Unusual Size

- 2008-02-03

WORSHIP HIM AND HE WILL BRING YOU CORN

Billy the Poet - 2009-08-13

KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOU GOD DAMNED CORN!

Pillager

- 2008-02-03

I found the background singing to be scarier than vacuous leer on Jolly Green's face...

erratic

- 2008-02-03

I'm mystified as to why they made it stop-motion. Was it a fad back then like CG now? They should have just modeled a miniature farm set and costumed some guy. that would have been much easier, cheaper and better looking.

kingarthur

- 2008-02-03

My first thought was of Xipe Totec, the Aztec deity of corn and rebirth, who was worshipped by flaying the skin off some poor bastard.

ztc

- 2008-02-03

Nat King Cole

robotkarateman

- 2008-02-03

Fi Fe Fo Fum?

Chalkdust

- 2011-03-18

most of my stars are for the "face eating silage golem" tag

Billy the Poet - 2014-10-07

The resub is not the original.

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