What the Hell are those things at 1:53? What the BLOODY HELL are they?!

My parents got me this shirt and they wore it too. it really works. the problem is they say there is a limit of one per household, which means in order for this shirt to change your family's life your parents have to get a divorce first and the kid has to go to an orphanage or stay at a friend's for a while. Fortunately my dad knows Steve Guttenberg so we got a box.

Somebody call that number!

Why did they bother to make the shirt in sizes other than XL?

"After all he's just a kid, and his hand gets tired."

I was wondering what happened to little Mikey. Well he was actually four babies. The investigation ends there.

There must be thousands of these gathering dust somewhere.

The "limit one per household" pertains only to the signed poster. So good news - t-shirts for everyone!

So do you instantly get transported underwater when you put it on, or is there a way to activate it?

Man, my family vacations in the 1990s would have been so much cooler with the whole clan in "Look Who's Talking" gear.

That gum you like in going to come back into style.

Man, where do I get one of those these days? Asides from the corner of someone's attic or basement, hanging from a clothes rack hidden behind a stack of boxes, covered with cobwebs.

Can someone dig up the old VHS ads that were on the first two or three Hellraiser films? With the old lady. You know the ones.

Well, to be fair, having more than one signed poster would be just a little too special, you know? Like being woken up every morning by the Queen.

FREE SIGNED POSTER!

If Arrested Development ever gets back on the air, I want the maid to wear this shirt.

It's like the North of commercials.

I called the number....

Its a backup and slot-drive support center now...

I used to think "Look Who's Talking" was so cool when I was five. But if I saw that promo at that age with the scary things at 1:53 I would have immediately freaked out.

I will wear this while I enjoy my Mr. Belvedere Fun Pack.

That kid looks just like the little boy from Pet Sematary. Gage or Gauge or Gayge or whatever. So much so, in fact, that I am certain it is him.

Also, who appraised the value of Mikey's autograph at .95? Regardless, I think it's accurate.

Also also. Mom has some nice wide hips. I like that.

I get the feeling that there are like, 500,000 of these shirts buried in a cement cask, somewhere in a New Mexico landfill.

Is there any piece of music more vile and hateful than Walking on Sunshine?

I bet some of these shirts made their way to poverty stricken Africans.

None of the comments prepared me for 1:53. The hell was that anyway?

Jesus. We need to invent time travel so we can erase garbage like this.

What's better than tucking a T-Shirt into your mom jeans?

but you think of the Marlon Brando/Matthew Brodrick stinker shown before this!

These shirts were made at The Gold Base (of the Church of Scientology) by naughty Scientologists caught reading about OTVII when they were only OT I.

And... Matthew Broderick is gay. Being married to a demanding frau is his punishment for not coming out after people stopped caring about him.

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

I wonder where the actors for this have gone in life since

"cool commercial huh? rewind it and watch it again"

marketing genius.