Well that was just awful.

DANCE!!!!!!!

HOORAY, HOW GREAT!!! FULL STEAM AHEAD!!!

Help, I taste really bad.

This is just begging to be soundboarded for some Ventrilo fun.

Good God.

Is this Brad Neely?

I got as far as the dancing.



and then I vomited.

Europe just lost the right to give America shit for torturing people.

The fact that a man does Wendy's voice only gives credence to my suspicion that nobody involved in making this... game? program? debacle? ...has ever even spoken to a woman.

It's using the PS2 controller as a mouse cursor! A point-and-click interface on a console! How innovative!

BACK TO BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK TO MEN- BACK BACK TO MENU

Is... is that actually a game?

Narration by Borat's nephew.

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE 5-STARRING THIS

IT IS NOT EVEN REMOTELY ENTERTAINING, NOT EVEN ON AN IRONIC LEVEL

IT IS SIMPLY AWFUL

IT MADE ME CRY

The narration for this sounds like the narration for Half Life: Full Life Consequences, except that he doesn't get that it's a going to be mocked so he's reading it as seriously as he can! And the use of "One night" more than once in the opening description? It seems like it was written/made in French first and then translated into English afterward without hiring a French to English translator.

I just watched it again. Why have I watched this twice? I now want a t-shirt that says "Flamingos! They are so beautiful! They are my friends!"

Wait. If you can fly why does the tree house have a ladder to axcess it?

There is your house. It is very close. You only have to fly through the atmosphere to reach it.

By PS2 you meant CD-i, right?

Speaking of, i've seen every cutscene from Wand of Gamelon, but this...I...i can't do this.