That's pretty much how I played Deus Ex.

I, uh...

what? WHAT!!?+1 star for general what the fuckery, +1 for probably being the most convincing cell shading i've ever seen, minus the rest for being a schoolyard snuff masturbatory tool.

You beat 6 preteens up with a soccer ball. Game Over! You Win!

you just know Chris Hansen and perverted justice are behind this game, waiting...

Jaw officially dropped when the baseball bat appeared.
No more screwing around now.

Ah, highschool.

TEATIME, BITCHES

Do Japanese women really make the same sounds for "that feels good" and "good God stop it hurts" or is that just a convention of anime?

The technology behind this game looks pretty rad. They should use their talents for more worthwhile subject matter. Although soccer ball holocaust is pretty cool too.