oh man, he's like a Pink Horror from Warhammer!
...here's his stats:
M WS BS S T W I A Ld Pts
Pink Horror 4 4 0 4 4 1 3 2 8 18
"When a Pink horror is killed, it is removed and replaced by two Blue horrors, these are added to the horrors unit and fill out the back ranks."
It doesn't hurt by itself, but having your body forced into weird and awkward positions all the time will eventually become painful. He does indeed suffer greatly, I'm sure.