?!?
i feel so confused - and not just sexually!


also, is that really mae west?

Oh. Oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh oh oh. Oh.

STANDING IN DEFIANCE OF GOD'S WILL

Eighty-fucking-five, folks.

Hey, hey you with the spear... GET AWAY FROM THE TRAMPOLINE BEFORE YOU STABBY STAB STAB YOUR BRO.

you're supposed to give the screen legend of comedy the punchlines screenwriter, not the muscle guy extras.

This is such a sad and horrifying movie.

is she going to a wake after this?

This was even more disturbing than her role as the talent manager in Myra Breckinridge.

Watching this, you keep expecting her to collapse into a pile of bones, a cloud of dust arising, after whatever supernatural power animating her mummified frame suddenly gives out.

"I'd like to see your javelin."

"Yeah, uh, I'll go get it.

"Yeah."

"Yeah."

Oooh I, ooooh, I'm still ALIVE

I like male Rodney Dangerfield more than the female model.

"Oh, That looks heavy."
"I lifted twice as much in the Olympics, Ms. Manners."
"Oh, did you get a medal?"
"No, I got a hernia."

HAHAHAHA

She looks and sounds like she's having a stroke the entire time they filmed.