Walker told me I have AIDS!

his eyes are devoid of life -

perhaps he has already died and rose again?

The phone number given to call is 8 digits long.. using the standard 7 digit phone number I'm actually dialing 1-800-BIBLE-NO.

The bible should definitely be taught as history and/ or literature in our schools. Keep kicking ass, Chuck.

well, i'll admit it, the bible is the greatest work of horror fiction i've ever read. fascinating character development, plots within plots and an ending that would make Stephan King piss his pants.

I checked this video out because I thought it would be a breeding ground for Chuck Norris jokes but here I find none! A tenative five stars on the grounds that this problem is rectified.

5 stars because I'm imagining Super Ninja sitting down to watch TV, seeing this when he turns it on, and yelling "NOOORRRIISSSSS!"

First I find out that Wilford Brimley actively supports cock fighting, now this.

In today's episode, the Claw tried to get prayer banned from public schools. Luckily, Too Much and I were able to stop him, and convert the Asian Karate Kommados at the same time. We also learned a valuable lesson about sharing. Hope you learned it too. See you next time.

My favourite parts are Norris' Nehru collar and also at the end when it looks like he is leaning in to kiss his wife and she stares at him and then turns away.

Our forefathers never meant us to have schools without bazookas.

"Our forefathers founded this country on Biblical principles, and they never intended for the Bible to be removed from our schools".
And he looks dead serious about that. He will fight you over it.

I wonder if she likes it in the ass

I believe he believes in this issue, but it all still sounds incredibly forced. What a terrible actor. His hot wife is more convincing.

We read the Bible at my public school. Of course we were taught it as classic lit alongside the Koran, Gilgamesh and Siddhartha, which I'm guessing Chuck is a little less in favor of.

Also "92% of school boards (approached) are supportive of this."

Hey-- better Chuck Norris and the Bible than lame-o no-burgers Ghandi or wife-beating smelly Ahmeds. I'm with you, Chuck!