Pump action and everything

All rubbing it in his chest.

There is no way they couldn't have noticed what was wrong with this toy and this commercial.

Good to see Jeffery Jones trying his hand at directing commercials.

The could have easily added a color dye to the stuff. They chose not to.

AWESOME!

http://www.hasbro.com/supersoaker/default.cfm?page=browse&product_ id=17359

Only giving this 4 stars because the FBI is looking for people who gave it 5

I think my uncle used to have one of these

Another ad uses the term "bio-ooze". It's unbelievable.

I can't believe they didn't notice. So very very wrong.

4 for the FBI thing...and imagine randomly shooting people with this on the street....

Heating the ooze to body-temp before sniping the random people would be even better.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

OH GOD NO!

I must see this clip cut with the masturbating zombie sketch.

Eek

Someone needs to just edit the super soaker scenes out

OHHHHHH YEAH DROPPIN OOZE.

That oozinator would be a real timesaver for certain types of adult entertainment videos. Or alternatively, one could use it to spread one's, uh, man juice around without anyone suspecting anything.

5'd for unintentional mainstream bukakke

Finally! A toy that prepares kids for the REAL world!

They had to know . . had to . . come on

"Major pumping required" indeed

AH! That is so wrong! I love it! Didn't they stop to think? I'd have loved to have been in the concept meetings for this! "It's a super soaker so you have to pump it alot and then it squirts out this milky substance that's wet and sticky." "Isn't that a bit like... um... I don't think I can mention what it's like without a sexual harrassment lawsuit starting up so let's get it on the shelves!"

Comes with your very own DNA sample kit!!

From the website:
Sneak up on your opponents with a surprise bio-ooze attack! Just when they think you’re coming at ‘em with water, blast ‘em with a shot of icky bio-ooze! Shoot out globs of gooey bio-ooze and then drench ‘em with water! It’s a double blast attack that’ll keep your opponents on their toes and running during every water fight. With the OOZINATOR blaster you don’t just get soaked, you get drenched!

"Sneak up on your opponents with a surprise bio-ooze attack! Just when they think you’re coming at ‘em with water, blast ‘em with a shot of icky bio-ooze! Shoot out globs of gooey bio-ooze and then drench ‘em with water! It’s a double blast attack that’ll keep your opponents on their toes and running during every water fight. With the OOZINATOR blaster you don’t just get soaked, you get drenched!"

Oh god, even the official description is horrible.

I suddenly have this mental image of the Oozinator project coming to a close and somebody saying "oh jesus christ we're fucked" under their breath and thinking they're the only one that sees the problem when in fact they're all thinking it, and it's too damn late to change it.