Well, at least no one got hurt.

each accident would make a great replacement for the aging domestic abuse "I fell down the stairs and hit my eye..." excuse

"You know, if you're well enough to complain, you're well enough to get back to work."

This is the dark, brooding and mystic companion piece to "Staplerfahrer Klaus".

"Okay, so what should I call it?"

Claire you can regenerate!

SHAKE HANDS WITH DANGER.

I love this one. The pipes fall on his back, but when he's up they're jutting through as if they'd fallen on his front instead.

This is why warehouses are supposed to have health packs and ammo on ledges and inside crates.