Every show on every channel should rap their plots like this.

"So gramps opened up the bag, and took out the magical shoes" Pretty fresh rhymes.

Long ass back story just to say "DUDE GOT MAGIC SHOES AND FIGHTS CRIME."

Were the harem pants also magical? Did they provide Hammerman with financial planning (guess not)?

That rap was written without regard for matching syllables.

This needs a 'what hell sounds like' tag.

This song captures everything that was good about 1990's music.