They're not lazy, just very patient.

You're thinking of web-spinning spiders. Jumping spiders (salticidae) are very visual, and they hunt by chasing down their prey.

"TRICK ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU! TRICK ME--WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO NOW!?"


Also, I have never before wanted a bug for a pet so badly as I do now. Rhino beetles? Nah. A lucky cricket? Pssh. A beehive? AAAUGH BEES!! But THIS little guy, he's just as fun as a cat and a laser pointer, but needs MUCH less care, I'd imagine.

Why the hell did that make me laugh so hard?

Christ it made me laugh again.

because you laugh when you cum?

It is a tiny cat that sticks to your screen.