That's just messed up.

Wow, this show is ugly.

And the lesson is: respect the dull-witted, or QUICKSAND WILL FUCKING KILL YOU.

DOOOON'T PAAAAANIC.

That's no good.

I say it's a sound lesson that works on a number of levels.

I say it's a lesson for life: sometimes you just need to move slowly, and you'll be alright.

Even I can learn something from a sloth, eh? How about 'don't eat lead paint chips?'

Shit like this pissed me off as a kid.

You see, I always wanted to put the quicksand survival skills that Bill Nye, Sonic and countless hours of Mario taught me, BUT THERE WAS NEVER ANY FUCKING QUICKSAND AROUND.

Christ, it was like being offered a chocolate bunny, only to see that the inside is hollow. And melting.

Only one of three fucking sonic the hedgehog cartoons that were on at the time. All of them starred Jaleel 'Steve Urkel' White.

You never see retarded people drowning in quicksand eh? Case closed.

Yes, but there's no way I'm trusting a sloth dressed like Andy Cap.

For some reason I have a craving for chili dogs now. Hm.

I knew I was good for something. Except I would have pushed tails' head down... very slowly.

Man, I should slow down.

Sonic Sez: Tards are Terrific!

Imagine if tails was in that quicksand porno vid ...

Wait, does that make me sound like a furry ?

I have this episode on cassette.

Five stars for giving us furry voreophilia Tails videos to be discovered and incinerated.

don't sink in the quicksand
don't run with scissors
i'm feeling numb