Prettybird, prettybird! Does Polly want my SOUL?

Nightmare fuel.

I was looking so hard for a creepy talking bird video and couldn't find any, just cute/annoying parrots.

Christ. +2 stars for seeing it burn out a little synapse once or twice in the clip.

Someone in a horror movie could pick up a phone and this could be the sound on the other end, completely unedited, and it would work.

Good grief, I want one. I'd collect classic sound bites from horror movies, and leave the bird with a sample disc played on repeat for a couple of days.

Aww! Screw you guys, he's cute! Look at him trying so hard to sound like a human. Five stars plus a thousand hearts.

HEY daMAR. Hey! Hey Damar. Let's get an ice cap in our shimmies. She said "ice cream".

Sometimes it sounds like he's saying, I want to live in a house made out of your skin. That's awesome. That guy is adorable while also sounding like a ghost.

+1 for pity vote, because once a starling lived in my roof, and every morning it sat outside my window and imitated a car alarm while I hollered at it until one day I had a hangover and shot it with a BB gun.

I really, really want to see one of these get into a singing contest with a parrot.

There's gotta be some more. Come on.

I want to buy one of these and use it as a programmable effects sampler.

The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! (Seriously, FUCK. I'm assuming Damar is the name of some minor Lord of Hell)

That's just how people talk in Starlingrad.

"HELP ME THE GHOST OF MY OWNER WENT IN ME AFTER SHE DIED OH SHIT HERE SHE COMES AGAIN"

I.. I can't believe that Starlings think we sound so frightening.

Is this a Richard D James production?

Damar. Damar. stp stp SRR SRRRR SRRRRRRRRRR SKR SKR SKR!

SKR SKR SKR SKR Damar.

GET THE BIG KNIFE

Damar is off his meds.

Tomorrow. Tomorrow.

:(

BURN EM BURN EM ALL

Damar is the best starling

Damar is not talking. You can see its throat flex as the child's soul stuck in its gullet tries to speak to us.

Transcribe Audio gives us a peek into Damar's true motives. Truly chilling:

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depart
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just proceed
kids
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kick butt
everywhere
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