Soo, um, could someone explain again why I shouldn't hate all neo-cons?

I know all neo-cons don't equal this douche, but plenty of them watch him, thus giving him ratings, sponsors, and a fat paycheck. And for me that's enough reason to hate them all.

Ratings are a serious business.

This Gibson character is now eligible for a free knife in the throat. The coupon code is eye contact.

Damn. The transcript looked bad enough. I had no idea he put so much into the hate.

Still, I take joy in how impotent and petulant his rage is. It's the spiteful anger of a man-child looking to make himself feel like a big boy. He talks about the "Jon Stewart sneer" in his War on Christmas book, so this is just his personal grudge.

Also, he looks like a twat. Just saying.

B-b-but he bashed BUSH for the next six years!

I'm sad this guy is the first to attack that sacred cow because I've been waiting for someone to do it right.

Massacres of civilians and cover-ups???

I'M AGAINST THOSE.

Is he still employed? Who the fuck would listen to this shit.

This is the same racist idiot who attacked freaking SANTA CLAUS. And from the network that called MLK unAmerican, Mr Rogers evil, and spat on Vonneguts grave.

Another compassionate conservative?

Well I hope your ratings went up, buddy, because nobody likes you now.

C'mon, this happened months ago! Now he's moved on to saying how he knew the 14-year-old kid who shot up his school earlier this week was white because he killed himself.

"Yes, I know the shooter was white. I knew it as soon as he shot himself. Hip-hoppers don't do that."

Did Stewart ever respond to this douchebag? I'm pretty sure the comedian is a better mocker. Plus did he just say: "We need another 9/11?"

He got a shot from Olbermann's old indignation cannon for this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wSfx8ZYiw8
It's a shame he can't add, "You fucking piece of shit," to some of these.

Five. Only because he's a hair less infuriating than Ann Coulter.

HEY, WHAT'S THAT FISH DOING IN THAT BARREL?

(bang bang bang, because I am a douche)

Wow. I somehow missed this before.

This has to be some sort of audio trickery. He seriously did not mock someone for being sad about 9-11.

Jesus.

At night John Gibson backs to his home, pours himself a nice tall glass of chardonnay, runs a warm bubble bath, takes his clothes off and stares at his middle-age crumbling grey pale body in the full-length mirror. Then he sits down in the bathtub, thinks about what he does for a living, what he's become, contemplates dropping the hair dryer in just to see if anyone would miss him, and then he cries a little. Just sits in his tub with tears streaming down his face because he knows he has never made anything better. Never helped another just to help them. Never said or written or did a single thing that anyone will ever remember in ten years when his family only sees him on major holidays because they have to and secretly look forward to a day when he dies and at least leaves him with the one thing he was ever worth.

A payout.

These are the things I think about!

Rush, Hannity, Billo, and Coulter (okay, not Coulter) amazingly have all been put WAY down on my shit list. John Gibson, you are my new #1!

Seriously, this guy's a fucking dick!