Close enough to the real thing to be funny.

Who says I wouldn't steal a baby? Pretty presumptuous...

It's blood pooling into the grooves of the keyboard that pushes this into 5-star territory for me.

I had no idea the FBI had jurisdiction in the UK

Ok, I'm a loser, what show is this from?

Is that Timothy Dalton narrating?

I would do every single one of those things. You don't know me.

-1 star for the laugh track.
+1 star because it's all or nothing.

I've done all of those things, and yet I'm proud to say that I haven't illegally downloaded a single movie. I love having a clean record.

+5 stars because, after years of downloading albums, I got my first DMCA notice last month for downloading a Harry Potter audio book and the guy from my ISP who called me about it made it sound like I stole a baby and went to the toilet in it and mailed it to its grieving mother.

At first I thought it was the real anti-piracy ad, but it has less shooting of police men in it

And then steal it again!!!

Hilarious.

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Five stars for irony.