Every line is pure, delicious crazy. Scream on, you beautiful porkpie cunt. It's like a real live version of Mrs. Crabtree.

Yay, one of my submissions finally makes it through the hopper.

So much crazy!

WHATS YOUR NAME AND NUMBER NORMA K?!?!

GIMME YER CARD!

... wow. This is so full of crazy, I can't quote just one bit. All I want to know is how she has any voice left to use by the end of this.

You're:
1. tresspassing
2. illegal firebreath(?)
3. you're not allowed
4. you were yelled at

I remember this one.

ah, the hoary netherworld of middle american crazy unleashes its most shrieking beast.

An ugly, morbidly obese woman in stretch pants screaming nonsense is pretty much the perfect storm of disgust.

Schizophrenic with a drivers license?

Dupe, but the original is no longer available:
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=478

I was seriously, fully expecting her to burst into flames and explode by the end of this video.

You peed on me before

I love you, Internet.

My new cell phone ring tone.

My high school Catechism teacher!

Does anyone have any background or context for this...this...episode?

-2:45 YOU'RE A DEAD QUEEN GET OUT! (????)

Wow. It is just like Mrs. Crabtree come to horrible life. What's all this about the Dairy Queen? Please tell me she's the manager of a Dairy Queen, because awesome.

What a crazy fat bitch

This would be funny, except for the fact that I am married to this woman.

:(

She needs to fight the Rogue Helicopter Pilot guy.

are you aborigene?

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS DO TAKE ILLEGAL PHOTOGRAPHS AND INSULT

"You can't take illegal photography here!!!"

Law school must be really easy to get into these days...

YOU'RE A PHOTOGRAPHER. GIVE ME YOUR CARD.

I'm waiting for some kid to throw his skateboard at her. Also, for someone who's CALLING THE POLICE NOW!! she sure takes her time about it. Honestly, the skaters were being waaaay too polite to Porky Screamsalot.

"photo-graphers"

wiwi jumbo

I think she's actually asking the guys that are filming this to call the police.

Her hand gestures have little to nothing to do with what she's saying

Becomes beautiful at about 3:00

Wife of helicopter pilot guy?

lol I love how one of the bystanders or whatever was like "inside voices please"

I love how her paranoid schizophrenic delusion about being photographed illegally ended up getting her immortalized worldwide on the internet. Her Truman Show delusion has come to life.

What?! I never rated this before?! This is a classic. An all-time favorite!

No! If you understand the law, you take advantage!

Obesity + down's syndrome + some tragic event in her past where people peed on her = awesome

At 0:35 I realized it was a woman beast....

*shudder*

Leggings....

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