What the balls just happened? What did I just watch? And why am I now convinced that I've been missing out on the greatest cinematic experience known to man?
Suckers! Suckers! Suckers! Let's get these suckers! Suckers! Hey, nice cars. Does that one really say "Electro-Rock?" Jesus Christ. This is just screaming for the Indiana Jones Versus the Swordsman treatment.
Is the dancing supposed to be a metaphor for a real fight like in West Side Story? Or is the dancing the literal battle like crumping?
Either way...who won?