What the balls just happened? What did I just watch? And why am I now convinced that I've been missing out on the greatest cinematic experience known to man?

Mixed-race dance gangs of the 80s. How I miss you.

Suckers! Suckers! Suckers! Let's get these suckers! Suckers! Hey, nice cars. Does that one really say "Electro-Rock?" Jesus Christ. This is just screaming for the Indiana Jones Versus the Swordsman treatment.

Is the dancing supposed to be a metaphor for a real fight like in West Side Story? Or is the dancing the literal battle like crumping?
Either way...who won?

Top that!

even in dance fights the chicks pair off

I tried watching this back to back with Skinny Puppy's Pro-test video with the audio switched, and my head exploded.