Wow...the Fruit Of The Loom guys aren't lookin' too good these days...

it's like the ultimate bukkake video

Someone, somewhere in the wide, wide world is furiously beating off to this. And I'm not talking fap fap to some airbrushed silicon skin cancer, but MONSTROUS STROKES TO SLAY THE BEAST.

So loud the neighbors frantically speed-dial the SWAT team and they have to powerhose the sad, gelatinous tribble away from the keyboard.

oh come on people, my cat spits those up all the time

I wonder if she ever found out where the line was...

*Starts swinging wildly with the emergency hammer!*

I cannot wait for the Mike Patton/Bjork album (and yes it's coming).

Man, I really shouldn't have passed on this when it came out a few years ago. I fucking love Patton and Rahzel.