There was a short-lived Yu-Gi-Oh knockoff called Duel Masters on Cartoon Network once. I mention this because every episode was like this clip, only better. I should probably look for some clips to submit.
The last exchange sounds like it was written by someone who lives in a shitty apartment in Inglewood with a meth addict for a roommate and it was either finish the script or going to sleep in an unlit gas oven and this just barely edged it out.